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Funny Limericks Only Clever People Will Get

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Gasman Named Dieter

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A forgetful old gasman named Dieter, / Who went poking around his gas heater, / Touched a leak with his light; / He blew out of sight— / And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter.

Like these funny limericks, these 25 clever jokes make you sound smart.

Runner Named Dwight

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There once was a runner named Dwight / Who could speed even faster than light. / He set out one day / In a relative way / And returned on the previous night.

An Amoeba Named Max

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An amoeba named Max and his brother / Were sharing a drink with each other; / In the midst of their quaffing, / They split themselves laughing, / And each of them now is a mother.

Check out some more of our favorite funny jokes about science.

Old Girl of Genoa

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There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / She’s gone to her rest, / It’s all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa.

Here’s a funny joke for every single U.S. state.

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Lady Named Ferris

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There once was a lady named Ferris / Whom nothing could ever embarrass. / ‘Til the bath salts one day, / in the tub where she lay, / turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

The Star Violinist

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The star violinist was bowing; / The quarrelsome oarsmen were rowing. / But how is the sage / To discern from this page: / Was it piglets, or seeds, that were sowing?

If these funny limericks make you chuckle, check out these hilarious grammar jokes sure to make word nerds laugh.

Writer Named Bing

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A magazine writer named Bing / Could make copy from most anything; / But the copy he wrote / of a ten-dollar note / Was so good he now lives in Sing Sing.

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